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. He goes to the hall sees the fire and then the fire hose. Today she is telling us that five is 3 2 Girlfriend What happened to your girlfriend that really cute math student She no longer is my girlfriend. Parallel lines have so much in common. Absolutely Hilarious Math Jokes and Puns.

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A tax on people who are bad at math. My math teacher is crazy. They watch as two people go into the house and then a little later three people walk out. Two plus two is five for large values of two.

We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Im overheating because youre stuck in my head like an infinite loop. There are three people applying for the same job at a bank. 8 Learning Math In A Catholic School.

Its a shame theyll never meet. Why do math teachers love parks so much. Boy do I have problems. Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.

How do you do math in your head. He picks students every class to tell a joke next time and this Monday Im on. Really bad math jokes. Hey Peeps One of my Math professors likes to have joke time twice every class to help us stay alert.

Later the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. Collected from various sources on Fathers Day. Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip. Ok so let hear em all your tasteful bad math jokes.

Yesterday she told us that five is 41. As you begin to write the jokes multiplyThen you have to divide them into the funny and downright hilariousbefore subtracting the lame ones. Three logicians go into a bar. Im like pi baby Im really long and I go on forever.

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. Tell a few puns to your students and invite them to think of their own puns using math words with double meanings such as. What did the zero say to the eight. Why was the obtuse angle so upset.

Writing memorable maths jokes is like solving a maths problem. A mathematician a statistician and an accountant. Math Dad Jokes. Because it was never right.

Found this on rmathmemes Theres no solution for 31. Why was the math lecture so long. Lets add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply. 9 Joke About Wife Who Was Obsessed With Mathematics.

Many numbers and math words have two meanings and can be used to make puns. Just some funny one-liners 1. An engineer a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. Provided to YouTube by IIP-DDSbad at math The Scary JokesBad at Math The Scary Jokes and Many Hats DistributionReleased on.

Im good at math. Why was the warlock so bad at math. But weve taken the. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire so he fills a trashcan from his room with water and douses the fire.

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Im not being obtuse but youre acute girl. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day. But is it really true or is it just the way math is taught is outright stodgy. She must be plotting something.

We bet it is the latter case for we do know sure ways to get children fall head-over-heels in love with maths. Just use imaginary numbers. In fact they say writing Math jokes is the first sine of madness. A physicist a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house.

A biologist a physicist and a mathematician are standing on a street corner when they see two people enter a building. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims Ah a solution exists and then goes back to bed. A polly gone 17. For example Why was six afraid of seven.

Borrow money from a pessimist -- they dont expect it back. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I caught her cheating on me I dont believe that she cheated on you. A little while later they see three people exist.

He never knew WITCH equation to use. He goes back to bed. 10 Mathematician Applying For The Same Job As Accountant. What did the algebra book say to the science book.

To get to the same side. Because of all the natural logs. The bartender asks Do you all want a beer The first logician says I dont know The second logician says I dont know And the third logician says Yes. The pun is on the word eight which can also mean ate.

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Math has got a bad reputation of being boring and tricky. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. And of course theres the addition of an eye-catching heading. The biologist says I know what happened they must have reproduced The physicist says No.

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